History's top 10 use of the F..K-word:

10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the fuck are we?" – Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

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The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .....

"Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009